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4548 | #54bd | ^ | Idézet | Thu, 09 Dec 2021 23:05:15 +01

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Basszátok meg, nem fogjátok elhinni, de beesett a linkedinen egy megkeresés...a mikrofostól!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDBe is idézem nektek:

Hi there, I hope you are well.

Sure you are.

Just a brief message, as I know how annoying those generic messages from Internal Recruiters can be.

Such as i hope you are well? Yes, those are extremely annoying.

I work as part of the Microsoft Global Acquisition Team.

Good for you, woe to me...

As I am sure you are aware, Microsoft is a forever growing organisation,

Yes, i am aware that microsoft is forever growing just like the hungarian public debt or the proliferation in a certain most dire disease.

we are continuously embarking on numerous spouts of acquisitions, also working on an exciting range of projects/initiatives.

Well, that's great, seriously. ... Or was i supposed to comprehend this bullshit? (J/K, i understood, yet it is still bullshit.)

There has honestly never been a better time to join us.

Why? Are you closer to world domination than ever? Well, considering how your master is forcing his shit down the entire world's throat again, this is not surprising.

At Microsoft we believe that our people are what make this organisation truly great

By people you mean biorobots Human Resources and by great you mean large? Well, yes, if you have vast amounts of Human Resources, that will make you large indeed.

and we are always keen to add some more great minds to our existing teams.

So i am like the great minds at microsoft? That's...insulting. I'm no genius by any means, but i'm not that stupid either.

Presently, we are branching out our European operations, across multiple geographies (Belgrade, Tallin, Dublin, Prague, Athens) and have formulated a new and exciting way to engage a select number of highly skilled tech professionals, to join us at a range of different recruitment events we are conducting – this will give you an opportunity to learn more about our numerous projects/initiatives, whilst also having an opportunity to exemplify your knowledge and expertise, meet like-minded professionals and seek out opportunities to join one of our remarkable tech teams.

That really was one sentence? Wow... You are a 10th dan bullshitter indeed. No wonder you're working for microsoft. Let's try again to understand what you were trying to say.

Presently, we are branching out our European operations, across multiple geographies (Belgrade, Tallin, Dublin, Prague, Athens)

So, you're invading Europe. How dreadful.

and have formulated a new and exciting way to engage a select number of highly skilled tech professionals, to join us at a range of different recruitment events we are conducting

Sooooo...this is bait?

this will give you an opportunity to learn more about our numerous projects/initiatives

Why on Earth i would want to learn anything about anything of yours? The less i know about any microsoft stuff is the better... For me, i mean.

whilst also having an opportunity to exemplify your knowledge and expertise

In what? Bullshitting? Or in the art of work-imitation? Or in deep freezing? Or in spying? Maybe in bloat-generating? Perhaps in updating?

meet like-minded professionals

I highly doubt i would meet any like-minded professionals at microsoft, you guys are only professionals in creating decay and fecal.

and seek out opportunities to join one of our remarkable tech teams.

By remarkable, you meant that their incompetence is remarkable? Or that it is remarkable that a company like microsoft still can exist and even can dominate the market with shit and bullshit? Well, that can be euphemistically called remarkable, but i'd rather call it horrendous.

Could we discuss this further?

The question is that if we should discuss this further...

Please follow this link to book a slot in my diary - https://outlook.office365.com/owa/calendar/blablablablabla

I do not dare to open anything which is related to microsoft, i might catch a virus...or that's the point, so ye olde billy boy can sell me some vaxx against the virus? Thanks, i'll pass...

X Y, Senior Recruiter at Microsoft

Nice to meet you, really...did not you notice in my profile that despite i have experience with over a dozen operating systems...windows is not among them at all?